Funny Life Quotes

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Funny Life Quotes:
"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans."
- John Lennon

"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life."
- George Carlin

"I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works." - Oscar Wilde

"Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep." - Carl Sandburg

"You live and you learn or you don't live long." - Robert A. Heinlein

Funny Life Quotes:
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright

"To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error." - Janet Coleman

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
- Bob Hope

"It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt, and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off. Now I am afraid to go to the bathroom." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive."
- Elbert Hubbard

Funny Life Quotes:
"You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act." - Barbara Hall

"Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese." - Billie Burke

"Be inspired with the belief that life is a great and noble calling; not a mean and groveling thing that we are to shuffle through as we can, but an elevated and lofty destiny." - William E. Gladstone

"In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back." - Charlie Brown

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't." - Richard Bach

Funny Life Quotes:
"You know you're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster." - Author Unknown

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner

"Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still." - Lou Erickso

"Life is pain, Highness... anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - Wesley from The Princess Bride

"I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family - and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually." - Frank Sinatra

Funny Life Quotes:
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone." - Reba McEntire

"What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner."
- Author Unknown

"Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first." - Benjamin Franklin

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else." - Emily Dickinson

"In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular." - Kathy Norris

Funny Life Quotes:
"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." - Charles Schulz

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead." - Author Unknown

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